First things First

I'm going to be famous some day, one way or another. If that sounds ominous, it should. I once read a book (although I can't now recall the name) which said that I should do whatever it takes to get on the front cover of a newspaper before dying. It advises to do something good like win an award or volunteer for a good cause. However, if that doesn't work, it says to do something less admirable. The point is to not die before you get some recognition, because you're a person too. I intend to do just that. One way or another, the world (however small that may be) will know my name and fear it.