It's almost Halloween, and I always try and do something different each year. It's hard in Wyoming to trick or treat due to the terrible winds and horrific frost bite brought on by the snow. The weather here punishes anyone who isn't wearing the right costume, and since no one wants to see Dracula with a winter coat on, I've stopped doing that. In the past, I've been a delinquent running around stealing candy from kids, and I've been a dead body laying in the grass waiting for people to come see what I'm made of before I yell and get up. Now I need something new.
I have a few ideas. How about I dress up like Stanley Tucci from The Lovely Bones and ask kids if they want to see my secret room? I don't think anything bad can come from that. At all.
Another idea: I will pretend to be a free lance journalist from Sex Weekly and invite people to my secret room.
Yet Another: I will dress up like someone famous and invite people to my secret room.
Anyways, those are my ideas. Yeah.
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